Someone just turned one plus five
And we're so glad that she's alive:
Emma K, beloved "Grandee",
Child of Mom and Major P -
Energetic, quick, and smart
With a kind and happy heart
Except she can't pronounce an "s"
Because her mouth's Incisor-less
(Not from a barroom brawl, perforce
But simply nature on its course
So, Birthday Wishes we bequeath
And may the coming year bring -
TEETH!